Teaser Tuesday #23

Teaser Tuesday is a weekly bookish meme hosted by MizB of Should Be Reading. Anyone can play along, just do as following:

• Grab your current read

       • Open to a random page
      • Share two (2) "teaser" sentences from somewhere on that page
      • Be careful not to include any spoilers so as not to ruin the book for others.

Make sure to share the title and the author so other TT participants can add the book to their TBR piles.

"You got that right. It's indicative of an aneurysm, get it? Brain bleed? Nothing good, in other words. But you got better while I watched. Which is impossible."
"About as impossible as you still walking around alive. And I told you, I'm a quick healer. Got anything to eat around here?"
"I'm supposed to feed you now? After you tried to kill me?"
"I'm hungry," he whined.
"Tell it to the judge." She reached for the phone, found it gone, then spotted the pieces of the handset all over the floor.   

Derik's Bane by MaryJanice Davidson

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Some people hate MaryJanice's work because she's just so light, funny and quick with her stories... but I love her especially for that. Sometimes less is more. :) Which means, to me, that sometimes less narrative and just plain quick, witty dialogues do it for me. :P 
There isn't ONE story she wrote that I didn't like, but, obviously, I have my favorites (The werewolves and Betsy Taylor).
She's not that famous yet, either. But you can check her out here. She's hilarious. And a genius. And I was NOT payed to gush over her like that. At all. LOL.

What's your teaser this week?